pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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