did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
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he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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