he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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