I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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