Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
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please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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