It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
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High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
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The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
So much Jack, so little girl.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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