Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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