I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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