im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
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