I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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