that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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