I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
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At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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