I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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