why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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