Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
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So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
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Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing