are you still at the devil's house?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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