at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
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Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
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