this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
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