she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
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ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Just high enough for therapy.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
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You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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