How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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