After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
We need to get me chipped asap
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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