Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
where does the pee come out of this thing
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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