Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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