It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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