no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
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I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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