You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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