Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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