Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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