she smelled like a LAN party
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Holy sore nipples Batman
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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