So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
