my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
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He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
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I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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