If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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