Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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