I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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