it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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