My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
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Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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