Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Randomize
