just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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