my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Less talking, more tequila
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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