Grow some girl-balls and come out already
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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