I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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