i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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