If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
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Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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