the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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