Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I think my vagina is haunted
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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