The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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