yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
He told me they were just razor bumps!
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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