jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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