does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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