Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
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SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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