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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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