It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
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On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
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I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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